Wednesday, December 31, 2003
holy cow, its been a while... well, happy new years to one and all. I had to sneak in some sun dried tomatoes and tomato pesto ... as i will have to wait for dinner... which will happen... later... much later. *huffs* well, alright - here are updates in my life: ive been jogging everyday now for about a week, and its totally fantastic! my lower stomach has flattened a lot! yey! now... lets see if i can do this everyday for a year... lol. but the weather is awesome! i got chris to jog with me today! it was even more fantastic then usual... plus, hey, its good to encourage each other to get fit, ey? ;)
other than that... lucky baby... gets to eat at 7.30... while i hafta eat at 10 pm pa... *sniffs* but hey, im looking forward to one tradition tonight. the lighting of the candles. :) the best part.
happy new year everyone! :)
other than that... lucky baby... gets to eat at 7.30... while i hafta eat at 10 pm pa... *sniffs* but hey, im looking forward to one tradition tonight. the lighting of the candles. :) the best part.
happy new year everyone! :)
Thursday, December 25, 2003
My life is rated R.
What is your life rated?
this got me in hysterics... Happy Holidays!
Tuesday, December 23, 2003
xmas mail... xmas commenting would be nice too... i put myself on the line, and nada, nothin, no commenting. people always busy with their own lives during xmas vacation. BAH. ... grouchiness hits during christmas break... ok its not that bad... since during the entire year... im always kinda crabby. off topic for a second here - i went riding again - as i have been riding everyday for the past couple of days outside. it was actually, get this, misty this morning! there was mist cuz it was so frickin cold this morning! i had to wear my jacket when i rode, with my hair down. IT WAS SO FRICKIN' AWESOME!!!! ... i sound kinda odd. anyhoo --
I LOVE YOU CHRIS!!!!! screaming that at the top of my lungs!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL!!!
*sniffles*
the end of 2003 comin' along.. .onto 2004.... soon.
GOD BLESS!!!
I LOVE YOU CHRIS!!!!! screaming that at the top of my lungs!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL!!!
*sniffles*
the end of 2003 comin' along.. .onto 2004.... soon.
GOD BLESS!!!
Friday, December 19, 2003
EEE!! found my old JOURNAL ENTRIES IN 2000!!! btw, check my archives if you wanna find more nostalgia -- looks like my dec 19 rnytu, 10.17.43 pm entry is very... LONG. hahaha - but its entertaining like heyl! ;)
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May 31, 2000
"I'm Back"
Hey Everybody, I'm back after a year of retirement from an online journal. It's exam week, and I've got one exam left until summer vacation is official. Yes, I know I should actually be studying at this moment… but I'm lagging and I admit I am lazy. I will probably do horribly in my math exam anyway, but I guess the effort keeps me from getting guilty… yes, I know I am a weird child.
My birthday is in a couple of days… 25 to be exact (starting from tomorrow) and I will be a 14-year-old girl. Wow. I'll be in high school… brr… isn't that scary? Or is my little head just making a mess of itself once again? Don't mind me. But please, continue to read.
What exactly made me decide to write about my life again? Well, maybe since I'm not so busy… (What am I talking about? I am very busy! But I love stressing myself out… told you I was weird.) Maybe summer vacation will be something worthy enough to write about, and hopefully be able to continue.
Just to update you on my life… since I stopped talking to you about it a year ago. I am still an equestrian… the only difference is that now I have 7 horses and talk about them… moderately, unless provoked. I've also loosened up a bit… I talk… finally. My other best friend has left once again… so I've got one left… I just hope we stay that way! I'm still close to Stephanie, who's a fabulous best online buddy… and phone buddy… so that's got to be good.
Well… enough of my rambling for today. I've gotta go and study.
Ditto.
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May 31, 2000
"I'm Back"
Hey Everybody, I'm back after a year of retirement from an online journal. It's exam week, and I've got one exam left until summer vacation is official. Yes, I know I should actually be studying at this moment… but I'm lagging and I admit I am lazy. I will probably do horribly in my math exam anyway, but I guess the effort keeps me from getting guilty… yes, I know I am a weird child.
My birthday is in a couple of days… 25 to be exact (starting from tomorrow) and I will be a 14-year-old girl. Wow. I'll be in high school… brr… isn't that scary? Or is my little head just making a mess of itself once again? Don't mind me. But please, continue to read.
What exactly made me decide to write about my life again? Well, maybe since I'm not so busy… (What am I talking about? I am very busy! But I love stressing myself out… told you I was weird.) Maybe summer vacation will be something worthy enough to write about, and hopefully be able to continue.
Just to update you on my life… since I stopped talking to you about it a year ago. I am still an equestrian… the only difference is that now I have 7 horses and talk about them… moderately, unless provoked. I've also loosened up a bit… I talk… finally. My other best friend has left once again… so I've got one left… I just hope we stay that way! I'm still close to Stephanie, who's a fabulous best online buddy… and phone buddy… so that's got to be good.
Well… enough of my rambling for today. I've gotta go and study.
Ditto.
OH. MY. GOD. i am scanning through my diskettes... and... i just found my 6th or 7th grade video. I played the detective. And i am SO embarassed. We shot this whole thing in my house. i am going through a journey through years and years of horrible writing... i even wrote jedi stories about the old star wars after i watched em in like 5th grade... and i wrote continuations to the Saddle Club Series. *sheepish smile* I wrote one story called "Queen of the Dookians".. oh lawdy. i do have esp or sumfin. Dooku ended up in episode 2.
oh my gawd the jokes are so bad.
who remembers their first ever written script?
*hides*
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SCENE 1:
Villain enters the house. Starts looking for something.
Villain: If I hadn’t said anything, I wouldn’t be in this much hurry. How was I supposed to know that everyone found out about that treasure with my stupid babbling…?
Footsteps can be heard, villain hides behind a plant. Freezes in some stupid pose.
Housekeeper starts dusting the furniture. Starts dusting the plant, and even the villain.
Housekeeper: This has got to be one of the weirdest statues I’ve ever seen…must be some new high-tech thing…
Finally the housekeeper disappears, villain sighs in relief and runs out the door.
Housekeeper comes back and the statue is gone, along with documents on the floor. Screams.
the cool thing bout this though was that my friend emma played the villan... and every single one of my classmates were so game. boy did i have horrible english.
NEXT SCENE:
Suddenly knock can be heard.
Housekeeper: May I-
Indiana: Where’s the treasure? I’m kicking and rearing to go for that treasure! Where’s the treasure? As long as there isn’t any shhhhnakes, I’m game!
Indiana: Hey there! (Waves at something outside the door)
Doctor: Good Morning Indiana!
Housekeeper looks weirdly at the two.
Housekeeper: Excuse me. Who exactly are you?
Indiana: I’m Indiana Jones, and this is the doc.
Doctor: Pleased to meet you, now, exactly what were we looking for Indiana?
Indiana: The treasure!
Housekeeper: The treasure? What treasure?
Doctor: The one he is trying to look for!
Knock on door.
Villain disguised as a salesman walks in.
Villain: Good Morning! I was wondering if you would like to buy these great new products? Having trouble keeping the gas in and not get an ulcer like Whoopi? Having trouble with that hairline? And that flab hanging about? There is a SOLUTION! The fast working DOONUT-P Formula! It can do everything that I have just said, except for one thoughtless side effect…
(Everyone looks interested.)
Housekeeper: Which is?
Villain: You can’t pee!
Everyone gives him a skeptical look.
Villain: Hey, I sell the product. You buy!
Indiana: Hey doc, haven’t you been complaining about….
Doctor: Shut up Indiana…
Housekeeper: Hey, wait a minute…you look familiar…
Villain: I d-d-do?
Housekeeper: Nah.
Villain: Phew…
Indiana, Doc and the Salesman start jabbering.
Housekeeper gets annoyed.
Housekeeper: Everyone OUT! Everyone OUT!
Everybody gets freaked and run out of the house.
jokes were so... simple... and without the sex... was... different.
SCENE 2:
Everyone is standing outside, looking freaked out.
Indiana: (coolly) PMS?
Doc: Maybe so Dr. Jones…
Detective: Excuse me…Detectives coming through!
Goes toward the door, ignoring everyone else. Finally knocking on the door.
Camera shot is still for the view of Indiana and Doctor. Salesman seems to have disappeared…suddenly.
Indiana: How did that detective get in without any complaints?
Doc: (sarcastically) I don’t know…maybe she was HIRED?
Indiana: Okay…(looks around) where did that salesman go?
Doc: Maybe he ran away from that awful lady. So are we going to get that treasure or not?
Indiana: First we have to figure how to get in and where exactly it is…
Doc: All right…there’s a wall…climb Indy.
i actually bust out laughing after that... oh man this is cool to read after... uh.... 6-7 years later? woah. im getting old.
SCENE 3:
Housekeeper: Would you mind staying here alone? I have to go out and do some groceries for Mr. McShowski…you can look all you want!
Detective: Uh-huh…all right.
Detective and dog are too busy looking for clues. Indiana and Doc sneak into the house…detective doesn’t see them…suddenly the villain comes in the house…detective doesn’t see them…then a whole camera crew with reporter comes in…. Detective doesn’t notice them.
Reporter taps detective on the shoulder.
Detective jumps, turns around and threatens to shoot the reporter with a magnifying glass.
Detective: Oops.
Reporter: Excuse me, but could you-?
Detective: I’m on a case here, so don’t bug me.
Reporter: But I just want to-
Detective: Zip your trap.
Reporter: But this is very impor-
Detective: Shh!
Reporter: I just want to-
Detective: Quiet!
Reporter: This is going on –
Detective: If you don’t shut up, I’m going to have to stuff this magnifying glass down your throat!
Reporter: (Gulp) Uh…okay.
Detective: Tsk. Tsk. Terrible these nosey reporters are, don’t you agree Detective?
End Scene.
KINI and i were in this scene!! she was like... a year old!!
SCENE 4:
Indiana and Doctor sneak in the living room.
Indiana: It’s got to be around here somewhere.
Doctor: I’ll check that side of the room, and you check the other.
Indiana: Your going to do something? (Looks shocked)
Doctor: Yes Indy, I KNOW how to walk.
(Go to both sides of the room)
Suddenly Indiana screams. Doctor runs toward him.
Doctor: What is it?
Indiana: SNAKE!
Doctor looks around, and picks up what looks like a string.
Doctor: It’s a worm Indy.
Indiana: I knew that…I just wanted to see if you could run! Hehe.
Indiana walks away, doctor makes comment.
Doctor: (behind Indiana’s back, does eyebrow thing) Oh you chicken!
Indiana grins sheepishly and shrugs.
They both continue to look around.
Suddenly the reporter comes in.
Reporter: Hello Dr. Jones! What are you-?
Indiana: SHH!
Reporter: And what about you Doc-
Doctor: Be QUIET!
Reporter: But all I want is an-
Indiana and Doctor: Get out! Get out!
Reporter: But-
Indiana: Shh.
Reporter: Maybe if I-
Doctor: Shh
Reporter: No one wants to be on T.V?
Indiana and Doctor: NO!
Reporter: Oh…but-
Indiana and Doctor sigh. Walk away. Reporter follows.
another thing i remember - i was obsessed over indiana jones during this point in my life. i watched it around 4-5 times...
SCENE 5:
Villain is in bathroom trying to look for treasure. Suddenly villain hears the door creak…detective comes in…villain hides behind curtain.
Detective looks around, with binoculars in hand, staring straight at the camera.
Camera comes nearer. Detective looks around with binoculars.
Detective: Umm…still no sign of anything. (Shouts towards Assistant) Anything?
Dog looks dumbly, or does whatever.
Detective continues to look through binoculars, this time straight at the curtain.
Detective: Hmmm…this is strange…
Detective opens the curtain and sees villain posing weirdly.
Detective: Oh, it’s the weird-looking statue! The robber must have placed it in here.
Indiana and Doctor enter the bathroom
Indiana walks toward the detective and statue.
Indiana: Uh…excuse me, but what are you doing?
Detective: Can’t you tell what I’m doing? I have found the missing statue. The villain HAS been here.
Doctor: (trying to analyze the statue) Weird looking statue.
Reporter runs in.
Reporter: Exactly what did the-
Indiana and Detective: Shh!
Detective looks up.
Indiana, Reporter, Doctor and Dog have puzzled looks.
Villain runs out of scene, tiptoes behind everybody.
Detective: Who are you?
Indiana: I’m Indiana Jones and this is the Doc.
Reporter: I’m a reporter from KZZN News and I was the one on T.V last night, the cute one that everyone called in for and-
Detective: The phrase was “WHO ARE YOU” not what’s your life story!
Reporter: Sorry.
Doctor: Well, actually everyone called in because they wanted you off the air…
Reporter: Really? But I hea-
Indiana: Be QUIET!
Reporter: Grr…fine!
Detective: Mmm…Mmm….
Studies them for a moment.
Doctor: What?
Detective: What time were you here?
Indiana: 9:00?
Detective: Mmm…. Mmm…
Doctor: What is it?!
Detective: You were here before me…that means…
Detective walks out, everybody follows.
Detective gets dog…retraces steps until reaches foyer…leave annoyed reporter behind…
Detective: that you could have been able to go through the garden…into the back of the house…sneak past the plants and…. Voila! Been able to enter the room, steal the statue…placed it in the bathroom…behind the curtain…which has now disappeared… and mess up the documents!
Indiana: Uh…well we were actually here to go on some fun treasure hunt (?)
Detective: Oh…really? Well uh…what’s this treasure thing?
Villain is once again on the stairs…this time he looks too tired to hide.
Detective and Indiana see him.
Villain: Forget It! Forget it!
Detective: Huh?
Villain: I’m tired of hiding! Being a bathtub hippo! And pretending to be salesmen! I am I! The bad guy! The bad guy! Lets fight! Tooshey! Throw your sword high up in the air. Wave it round like you just don’t care!
Detective sees light saber on table.
Detective picks it up. Does speech to assistant.
Both bow Chinese way and start to swordfight.
Runs upstairs.
Camera shot. Clanging of swords can be heard…
I USED A HE-MAN SWORD FROM CHERRY GROCERY FOR THIS!!!
Door opens. House Owner walks in…looks up the stairs…
House Owner: What is going on-
Suddenly Detective comes running down stairs, screaming.
Villain follows.
House Owner: here…
Fighting continues. Shouts and things can be heard.
Next SHOT.
Camera follows us…. Stair scene…. Villain and Detective chase each other.
Running occurs. Everybody’s head turns from side to side.
Camera shot messes up.
Detective has the plant. Doctor has the dog and Indiana has the villain.
Detective: I’ve got him! I’ve…got the stupid plant…
Doctor: Here’s your stupid dog…
Indiana: And I’ve got the stupid villain…
Homeowner scratches head.
Homeowner: All right…well…I guess you can all head out…
Villain: Wait a minute. Who are you?
Homeowner: I’m the dude who owns the place.
Detective: Yeah, how sure are we that you’re the owner of this place?
Doctor: You don’t look like you would own a place like this…
Homeowner looks annoyed.
Homeowner: All right…all right…I was walking around with my friends when I suddenly came up with this cool idea. Wouldn’t it be cool if our teeth weren’t this yellow? They were like, yeah, that would be cool. I said, that maybe if we started mixing stuff maybe we could come up with something. Well little did we know that baking soda was the thing…so we brought it to some manufacturer guy, and he smiled at us with his yellow teeth and agreed!
SCENE 6:
Indiana: (still has villain) Cool.
Villain: That’s why we have toothpaste…
Detective: Thanks to you we have clean teeth…
Homeowner: Yup, now exactly what are you all doing here?
Detective: I was trying to get this guy…
Indiana: I was trying to look for the treasure with…
Doctor: me…
Villain: and I was trying to get the treasure for my machine…and take over the world.
Homeowner: Do you even know what this treasure is?
Everyone looks at each other.
Villain: Uh…no, not exactly.
Homeowner: Come with me…
They all follow him.
Homeowner: Well… see, it’s this alien being called a Furby, which is from the land Furbinia and it speaks furbish…very valuable…
Detective stares at it for a moment.
Indiana looks interested. Villain looks disgusted.
Villain: That’s the treasure? I thought it was a large rocket ship! Something that would sail through the skies and help me conquer the world! I’m going home…this was just a waste of time…Sheesh…Furby…. Furbinia…Whatever
Homeowner: Actually, someone found that one already…some guy called Dr. Evil or something got it…
Villain starts freaking out. Hyperventilates.
Detective: Well, I’ve got another case to do, Indy?
Indiana looks too caught up in the Furby.
Indiana: Okay, here you go!
Homeowner lets him hold it.
Indiana: Does it eat snakes?
END!
*blinks* ... next old story/script written to be posted soon. nostalgia... galore.
oh my gawd the jokes are so bad.
who remembers their first ever written script?
*hides*
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SCENE 1:
Villain enters the house. Starts looking for something.
Villain: If I hadn’t said anything, I wouldn’t be in this much hurry. How was I supposed to know that everyone found out about that treasure with my stupid babbling…?
Footsteps can be heard, villain hides behind a plant. Freezes in some stupid pose.
Housekeeper starts dusting the furniture. Starts dusting the plant, and even the villain.
Housekeeper: This has got to be one of the weirdest statues I’ve ever seen…must be some new high-tech thing…
Finally the housekeeper disappears, villain sighs in relief and runs out the door.
Housekeeper comes back and the statue is gone, along with documents on the floor. Screams.
the cool thing bout this though was that my friend emma played the villan... and every single one of my classmates were so game. boy did i have horrible english.
NEXT SCENE:
Suddenly knock can be heard.
Housekeeper: May I-
Indiana: Where’s the treasure? I’m kicking and rearing to go for that treasure! Where’s the treasure? As long as there isn’t any shhhhnakes, I’m game!
Indiana: Hey there! (Waves at something outside the door)
Doctor: Good Morning Indiana!
Housekeeper looks weirdly at the two.
Housekeeper: Excuse me. Who exactly are you?
Indiana: I’m Indiana Jones, and this is the doc.
Doctor: Pleased to meet you, now, exactly what were we looking for Indiana?
Indiana: The treasure!
Housekeeper: The treasure? What treasure?
Doctor: The one he is trying to look for!
Knock on door.
Villain disguised as a salesman walks in.
Villain: Good Morning! I was wondering if you would like to buy these great new products? Having trouble keeping the gas in and not get an ulcer like Whoopi? Having trouble with that hairline? And that flab hanging about? There is a SOLUTION! The fast working DOONUT-P Formula! It can do everything that I have just said, except for one thoughtless side effect…
(Everyone looks interested.)
Housekeeper: Which is?
Villain: You can’t pee!
Everyone gives him a skeptical look.
Villain: Hey, I sell the product. You buy!
Indiana: Hey doc, haven’t you been complaining about….
Doctor: Shut up Indiana…
Housekeeper: Hey, wait a minute…you look familiar…
Villain: I d-d-do?
Housekeeper: Nah.
Villain: Phew…
Indiana, Doc and the Salesman start jabbering.
Housekeeper gets annoyed.
Housekeeper: Everyone OUT! Everyone OUT!
Everybody gets freaked and run out of the house.
jokes were so... simple... and without the sex... was... different.
SCENE 2:
Everyone is standing outside, looking freaked out.
Indiana: (coolly) PMS?
Doc: Maybe so Dr. Jones…
Detective: Excuse me…Detectives coming through!
Goes toward the door, ignoring everyone else. Finally knocking on the door.
Camera shot is still for the view of Indiana and Doctor. Salesman seems to have disappeared…suddenly.
Indiana: How did that detective get in without any complaints?
Doc: (sarcastically) I don’t know…maybe she was HIRED?
Indiana: Okay…(looks around) where did that salesman go?
Doc: Maybe he ran away from that awful lady. So are we going to get that treasure or not?
Indiana: First we have to figure how to get in and where exactly it is…
Doc: All right…there’s a wall…climb Indy.
i actually bust out laughing after that... oh man this is cool to read after... uh.... 6-7 years later? woah. im getting old.
SCENE 3:
Housekeeper: Would you mind staying here alone? I have to go out and do some groceries for Mr. McShowski…you can look all you want!
Detective: Uh-huh…all right.
Detective and dog are too busy looking for clues. Indiana and Doc sneak into the house…detective doesn’t see them…suddenly the villain comes in the house…detective doesn’t see them…then a whole camera crew with reporter comes in…. Detective doesn’t notice them.
Reporter taps detective on the shoulder.
Detective jumps, turns around and threatens to shoot the reporter with a magnifying glass.
Detective: Oops.
Reporter: Excuse me, but could you-?
Detective: I’m on a case here, so don’t bug me.
Reporter: But I just want to-
Detective: Zip your trap.
Reporter: But this is very impor-
Detective: Shh!
Reporter: I just want to-
Detective: Quiet!
Reporter: This is going on –
Detective: If you don’t shut up, I’m going to have to stuff this magnifying glass down your throat!
Reporter: (Gulp) Uh…okay.
Detective: Tsk. Tsk. Terrible these nosey reporters are, don’t you agree Detective?
End Scene.
KINI and i were in this scene!! she was like... a year old!!
SCENE 4:
Indiana and Doctor sneak in the living room.
Indiana: It’s got to be around here somewhere.
Doctor: I’ll check that side of the room, and you check the other.
Indiana: Your going to do something? (Looks shocked)
Doctor: Yes Indy, I KNOW how to walk.
(Go to both sides of the room)
Suddenly Indiana screams. Doctor runs toward him.
Doctor: What is it?
Indiana: SNAKE!
Doctor looks around, and picks up what looks like a string.
Doctor: It’s a worm Indy.
Indiana: I knew that…I just wanted to see if you could run! Hehe.
Indiana walks away, doctor makes comment.
Doctor: (behind Indiana’s back, does eyebrow thing) Oh you chicken!
Indiana grins sheepishly and shrugs.
They both continue to look around.
Suddenly the reporter comes in.
Reporter: Hello Dr. Jones! What are you-?
Indiana: SHH!
Reporter: And what about you Doc-
Doctor: Be QUIET!
Reporter: But all I want is an-
Indiana and Doctor: Get out! Get out!
Reporter: But-
Indiana: Shh.
Reporter: Maybe if I-
Doctor: Shh
Reporter: No one wants to be on T.V?
Indiana and Doctor: NO!
Reporter: Oh…but-
Indiana and Doctor sigh. Walk away. Reporter follows.
another thing i remember - i was obsessed over indiana jones during this point in my life. i watched it around 4-5 times...
SCENE 5:
Villain is in bathroom trying to look for treasure. Suddenly villain hears the door creak…detective comes in…villain hides behind curtain.
Detective looks around, with binoculars in hand, staring straight at the camera.
Camera comes nearer. Detective looks around with binoculars.
Detective: Umm…still no sign of anything. (Shouts towards Assistant) Anything?
Dog looks dumbly, or does whatever.
Detective continues to look through binoculars, this time straight at the curtain.
Detective: Hmmm…this is strange…
Detective opens the curtain and sees villain posing weirdly.
Detective: Oh, it’s the weird-looking statue! The robber must have placed it in here.
Indiana and Doctor enter the bathroom
Indiana walks toward the detective and statue.
Indiana: Uh…excuse me, but what are you doing?
Detective: Can’t you tell what I’m doing? I have found the missing statue. The villain HAS been here.
Doctor: (trying to analyze the statue) Weird looking statue.
Reporter runs in.
Reporter: Exactly what did the-
Indiana and Detective: Shh!
Detective looks up.
Indiana, Reporter, Doctor and Dog have puzzled looks.
Villain runs out of scene, tiptoes behind everybody.
Detective: Who are you?
Indiana: I’m Indiana Jones and this is the Doc.
Reporter: I’m a reporter from KZZN News and I was the one on T.V last night, the cute one that everyone called in for and-
Detective: The phrase was “WHO ARE YOU” not what’s your life story!
Reporter: Sorry.
Doctor: Well, actually everyone called in because they wanted you off the air…
Reporter: Really? But I hea-
Indiana: Be QUIET!
Reporter: Grr…fine!
Detective: Mmm…Mmm….
Studies them for a moment.
Doctor: What?
Detective: What time were you here?
Indiana: 9:00?
Detective: Mmm…. Mmm…
Doctor: What is it?!
Detective: You were here before me…that means…
Detective walks out, everybody follows.
Detective gets dog…retraces steps until reaches foyer…leave annoyed reporter behind…
Detective: that you could have been able to go through the garden…into the back of the house…sneak past the plants and…. Voila! Been able to enter the room, steal the statue…placed it in the bathroom…behind the curtain…which has now disappeared… and mess up the documents!
Indiana: Uh…well we were actually here to go on some fun treasure hunt (?)
Detective: Oh…really? Well uh…what’s this treasure thing?
Villain is once again on the stairs…this time he looks too tired to hide.
Detective and Indiana see him.
Villain: Forget It! Forget it!
Detective: Huh?
Villain: I’m tired of hiding! Being a bathtub hippo! And pretending to be salesmen! I am I! The bad guy! The bad guy! Lets fight! Tooshey! Throw your sword high up in the air. Wave it round like you just don’t care!
Detective sees light saber on table.
Detective picks it up. Does speech to assistant.
Both bow Chinese way and start to swordfight.
Runs upstairs.
Camera shot. Clanging of swords can be heard…
I USED A HE-MAN SWORD FROM CHERRY GROCERY FOR THIS!!!
Door opens. House Owner walks in…looks up the stairs…
House Owner: What is going on-
Suddenly Detective comes running down stairs, screaming.
Villain follows.
House Owner: here…
Fighting continues. Shouts and things can be heard.
Next SHOT.
Camera follows us…. Stair scene…. Villain and Detective chase each other.
Running occurs. Everybody’s head turns from side to side.
Camera shot messes up.
Detective has the plant. Doctor has the dog and Indiana has the villain.
Detective: I’ve got him! I’ve…got the stupid plant…
Doctor: Here’s your stupid dog…
Indiana: And I’ve got the stupid villain…
Homeowner scratches head.
Homeowner: All right…well…I guess you can all head out…
Villain: Wait a minute. Who are you?
Homeowner: I’m the dude who owns the place.
Detective: Yeah, how sure are we that you’re the owner of this place?
Doctor: You don’t look like you would own a place like this…
Homeowner looks annoyed.
Homeowner: All right…all right…I was walking around with my friends when I suddenly came up with this cool idea. Wouldn’t it be cool if our teeth weren’t this yellow? They were like, yeah, that would be cool. I said, that maybe if we started mixing stuff maybe we could come up with something. Well little did we know that baking soda was the thing…so we brought it to some manufacturer guy, and he smiled at us with his yellow teeth and agreed!
SCENE 6:
Indiana: (still has villain) Cool.
Villain: That’s why we have toothpaste…
Detective: Thanks to you we have clean teeth…
Homeowner: Yup, now exactly what are you all doing here?
Detective: I was trying to get this guy…
Indiana: I was trying to look for the treasure with…
Doctor: me…
Villain: and I was trying to get the treasure for my machine…and take over the world.
Homeowner: Do you even know what this treasure is?
Everyone looks at each other.
Villain: Uh…no, not exactly.
Homeowner: Come with me…
They all follow him.
Homeowner: Well… see, it’s this alien being called a Furby, which is from the land Furbinia and it speaks furbish…very valuable…
Detective stares at it for a moment.
Indiana looks interested. Villain looks disgusted.
Villain: That’s the treasure? I thought it was a large rocket ship! Something that would sail through the skies and help me conquer the world! I’m going home…this was just a waste of time…Sheesh…Furby…. Furbinia…Whatever
Homeowner: Actually, someone found that one already…some guy called Dr. Evil or something got it…
Villain starts freaking out. Hyperventilates.
Detective: Well, I’ve got another case to do, Indy?
Indiana looks too caught up in the Furby.
Indiana: Okay, here you go!
Homeowner lets him hold it.
Indiana: Does it eat snakes?
END!
*blinks* ... next old story/script written to be posted soon. nostalgia... galore.
Thursday, December 18, 2003
VACATION!!! AWOO-GAH-GAH!! there's not really anything much to say on over here = but i must admit i had a ton of fun hanging out with chris as usual last night. its like, anywhere i go, basta its with him - i have a great time. of course, as long as the moods all good. hahah :) -- hmm, i had a very weird dream last night, the bad thing is i dont remmeber it. haha. i usually do remember my dreams - though they're kinda blurry lately, meaning im going into deep sleep lang every night. hmm. but i do remember a night ago that i dreamt about my science experiment, and that too many vitamins bloat the hamster? shizzle. i dont know.
sweet stuff it aint brother bear - its spirit bear... kinda funny. - still cool nonetheless. i love SPIRIT: STALLION OF THE CIMARRON!!!
TORONTO - Max Howard's Melwood Pictures said Monday that it will produce a computer-generated animated movie, "The Spirit Bear," in part to save and protect British Columbia's endangered white Kermode, or spirit bear.
Howard ("Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron," "The Lion King"), chairman and CEO of Los Angeles-based Melwood Pictures, said in an interview that he will produce the animated feature as an independent project with private financing.
The film is slated for a spring 2006 release, and Howard said he will approach major studios in about six months - once the project is storyboarded - to discuss eventual distribution.
Aaron Donovan is writing the screenplay for the project, and Leon Joosen is on board to direct. Kevin Richardson of the Backstreet Boys has agreed to oversee the music soundtrack for the project.
Howard said "Spirit Bear" will receive the epic treatment that he gave "The Lion King" and will feature a life-affirming story line about a bear cub as he grows in the wilds of Canada's west coast.
"We'll be capturing the bears, so rare and unknown like panda bears, in a pristine, unique ecosystem," Howard said. "I see all those same elements (from 'Lion King') woven together with a very real, urgent issue of global importance."
sweet stuff it aint brother bear - its spirit bear... kinda funny. - still cool nonetheless. i love SPIRIT: STALLION OF THE CIMARRON!!!
TORONTO - Max Howard's Melwood Pictures said Monday that it will produce a computer-generated animated movie, "The Spirit Bear," in part to save and protect British Columbia's endangered white Kermode, or spirit bear.
Howard ("Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron," "The Lion King"), chairman and CEO of Los Angeles-based Melwood Pictures, said in an interview that he will produce the animated feature as an independent project with private financing.
The film is slated for a spring 2006 release, and Howard said he will approach major studios in about six months - once the project is storyboarded - to discuss eventual distribution.
Aaron Donovan is writing the screenplay for the project, and Leon Joosen is on board to direct. Kevin Richardson of the Backstreet Boys has agreed to oversee the music soundtrack for the project.
Howard said "Spirit Bear" will receive the epic treatment that he gave "The Lion King" and will feature a life-affirming story line about a bear cub as he grows in the wilds of Canada's west coast.
"We'll be capturing the bears, so rare and unknown like panda bears, in a pristine, unique ecosystem," Howard said. "I see all those same elements (from 'Lion King') woven together with a very real, urgent issue of global importance."
Monday, December 15, 2003
tis' the season to be jolly - falalalala-la-la-lala i have been over-eating once again for the whole weekend - including today, aka monday. i ate a banana crepe ala mode with chris today. bearp. i had such a great time with my boo baby today - it was so awesome. i love you hunny bunny!!!! im an over-attached girlfriend. haha :) mwahhzziie. (people must be getting so sick of hearing this... oh well.) well - since im very positive (even if i have three thesis statements including an outline due tomorrow before 10 am) - starting to feel the "ho-ho-ho" ness of christmas, finally. its so lovely to have people to give. i wish i could spend christmas with chris but... *sniffles* he be in cagayan for a while. *sniffles somemore*
what's on my mind as of... now? well. i just munched on some fish and had cereal for desert tonight - so now im thirsty again even if i took a bath. funny isn't it - when you take a bath - and there's a ton of water but your still so thirsty cuz you cant drink any of it... ok - cnn, showing saddam's hole. gooo bush! heh heh. :)
downloaded the oprah episode of the backstreet boys i cried twice while watching it!!! *waaaaah* nsync can kiss my ass! they suck they suck compared to this wonderfully warm and loving group!! awww. chris, i shall burn this on a vcd for you. heehee.
back to homework my entry's kinda odd. apologies. :)
what's on my mind as of... now? well. i just munched on some fish and had cereal for desert tonight - so now im thirsty again even if i took a bath. funny isn't it - when you take a bath - and there's a ton of water but your still so thirsty cuz you cant drink any of it... ok - cnn, showing saddam's hole. gooo bush! heh heh. :)
downloaded the oprah episode of the backstreet boys i cried twice while watching it!!! *waaaaah* nsync can kiss my ass! they suck they suck compared to this wonderfully warm and loving group!! awww. chris, i shall burn this on a vcd for you. heehee.
back to homework my entry's kinda odd. apologies. :)
Saturday, December 13, 2003
home is really where the heart is certain times of the day i just get so lonesome cuz i end up missing chris even if he's just sitting at home reading a book. .. this is yet another one of those times.
Wednesday, December 10, 2003
hmm... about the catholic church -- hmm, basically - i'd have to admit that i don't agree with the idea that birth control shouldn't be allowed. I don't know what it says bout the aids thing - but if it means treating them like lepers, well... then i'd have to say that, no i don't agree either. though, i do take communion every week - its because i dont see communion as being taken just because the church tells you to... i've been raised kinda oddly. my mom was protestant, my dad was catholic, and i was raised in an episcopalian church - and now we're attending a catholic church again. i take communion because its supposed to be a symbol of Jesus saving us and forgiving us of our sins. I could attend any christian church and still take communion because the bond with that tradition is personal rather than about what the catholic church has to say. just a thought and hopefully people might see it that way... lol, cile got me ranting and actually creating a very compact entry. do comment and express whatever you'd like to say. hehe :)
Sunday, December 07, 2003
I woke up around 8.30 this morning, drove over to polo before i got on my horse - first off, i rode inside then headed outside for a leisurely walk. thinking bout all sorts of things - just trying to breathe. I chanced upon a little girl and her dad - i stopped shazzie right in front of them, and let the little girl pet him. Shazzie was being a dork, wanting to head home - but sweet as ever. The dad was asking all about horses and when his daughter should start riding. After which, I got on Lani and trotted around in the small bullring. She was trotting around but refused to acknowledge the idea of cantering - so i headed outside. The field is the best place to ride - especially with the amazing breeze this morning - it was wonderful.
I can't even properly express how awesome it feels to go riding out in the open. All your problems just dissapear for the time-being. Because of the bond i have with lani, i felt a lot of love - for people, for life and for my horse.
And you know what else? I'm crazy 'bout chris. =)
I can't even properly express how awesome it feels to go riding out in the open. All your problems just dissapear for the time-being. Because of the bond i have with lani, i felt a lot of love - for people, for life and for my horse.
And you know what else? I'm crazy 'bout chris. =)
Saturday, December 06, 2003
YOU
x. name : kat
x. birthday : june 25
x. piercings : ears
x. tattoos : nada
x. height : 5'8.5"
x. shoe size : 8.5
x. hair color : brown
x. pets : 2 oddball cocker spaniels, my bratty arabian, my sweet thoroughbred, three little ponies (who are as fat as... *ahem* healthy animals...), 1 very large golden retriever, my sister's weirdass hampster with teeth that are e-sharp like incisors!, 3 german shepards that need more love!
LAST
x. movie you rented : blockbuster... er... steph, any idea?
x. movie you bought : er... we buy in 10's ;)
x. song you listened to : hey ya - outkast
x. song you had stuck in your head : "rock dj" - robbie williams
x. song you've downloaded : "breathe on me" by brit brit (iz good shizzle!)
x. cd you bought : wow. i have no idea.
x. person you've called : chris
x. person that called you : chris and scills
x. tv show you've watched : on dvd? alias - on tv? who's line is it anyway
x. thing you were thinking of : "must buy christmas presents"
DO
x. you have a bf or gf : yep yep, mr. chris!! :)
x. you have a crush on someone : michael vartan and kev richardson ... meowr
x. you wish you could live somewhere else : hmm... usa prolly
x. you think about suicide : not anymore, thanky :)
x. you believe in online dating : hey man, jen's parents met through the net. may work for others - but for me, na, i like face to face. but hey, it may work for others which is cool :)
x. others find you attractive : hehe :)
x. you want more piercings : nope
x. you want more tattoos : used to - now? naw, no more
x. you drink : a whole lot less actually - and im only a social drinker.
x. you do drugs : never and wont ever
x. you like cleaning : bleck.
x. you write in cursive or print : print
x. you carry a donor card : nope
FOR or AGAINST
x. long distance relationships : depends, but if you're really in love with each other - i say, why not? if you're meant to be, distance will be tougher, but wont do a thing. if ur not meant to be together, then distance is not gonna work for you.
x. using someone : naw, not really - unless its just in pure innocence naman hahaha :)
x. suicide: naw
x. killing people : er, herrrooo?
x. teenage smoking : i dont like smoke, i dont smoke. :)
x. doing drugs : naw
x. premarital sex : keep it safe
x. driving drunk : no way jose
x. gay/lesbian relationships: uhm, do i even have a say in this?! lol - do what you want.
FAVORITE
x. song : wow this is tough... i have a LOT of favorites.
x. thing to do : spend time with my chris-baby!, spend time with my friends, going to the gym, watching a movie, watching videos with friends or my parents, the internet, riding my horses, listening to music in the privacy of my room, harassing my kini-butt and chandler-bing-bing, going through instyle...
x. thing to talk about :er, basically anything and everything
x. sports : riding horses, basketball - though not sports, rather exercises: pilates and gym
x. drinks : gatorade and water
x. clothes : jeans and a shirt or a cute dress with some sneakers... man, or plain ol' pantulog.
x. movies : fame, amelie, lord of the rings trilogy, harry potter, say anything, lilo & stitch, sinbad (the cartoon)
x. bands : yeowch, a lot.
x. holiday : new years!!
x. car :my beeoootiful xtrail!!!
MORE
x. ever cried over a girl/boy : er, yeah
x. ever lied to someone : yes
x. ever been in a fist fight/arrested : er, no and no thanks
NUMBER
x. of times I have had my heart broken : once
x. of hearts I have broken : apologies...
x. of boys I have kissed? : skips question (and shaddap, chris knows this)
x. of girls I have kissed? : shhh... ;)
x. of drugs taken illegally : nada
x. of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends : quite a few actually :) thanky
x. of people I consider my enemies : no real super enemies - but quite a few that i very much "hate" - both start with an a
x. of cd's that I own : yeowch.
x. of scars on my body : a few
x. name : kat
x. birthday : june 25
x. piercings : ears
x. tattoos : nada
x. height : 5'8.5"
x. shoe size : 8.5
x. hair color : brown
x. pets : 2 oddball cocker spaniels, my bratty arabian, my sweet thoroughbred, three little ponies (who are as fat as... *ahem* healthy animals...), 1 very large golden retriever, my sister's weirdass hampster with teeth that are e-sharp like incisors!, 3 german shepards that need more love!
LAST
x. movie you rented : blockbuster... er... steph, any idea?
x. movie you bought : er... we buy in 10's ;)
x. song you listened to : hey ya - outkast
x. song you had stuck in your head : "rock dj" - robbie williams
x. song you've downloaded : "breathe on me" by brit brit (iz good shizzle!)
x. cd you bought : wow. i have no idea.
x. person you've called : chris
x. person that called you : chris and scills
x. tv show you've watched : on dvd? alias - on tv? who's line is it anyway
x. thing you were thinking of : "must buy christmas presents"
DO
x. you have a bf or gf : yep yep, mr. chris!! :)
x. you have a crush on someone : michael vartan and kev richardson ... meowr
x. you wish you could live somewhere else : hmm... usa prolly
x. you think about suicide : not anymore, thanky :)
x. you believe in online dating : hey man, jen's parents met through the net. may work for others - but for me, na, i like face to face. but hey, it may work for others which is cool :)
x. others find you attractive : hehe :)
x. you want more piercings : nope
x. you want more tattoos : used to - now? naw, no more
x. you drink : a whole lot less actually - and im only a social drinker.
x. you do drugs : never and wont ever
x. you like cleaning : bleck.
x. you write in cursive or print : print
x. you carry a donor card : nope
FOR or AGAINST
x. long distance relationships : depends, but if you're really in love with each other - i say, why not? if you're meant to be, distance will be tougher, but wont do a thing. if ur not meant to be together, then distance is not gonna work for you.
x. using someone : naw, not really - unless its just in pure innocence naman hahaha :)
x. suicide: naw
x. killing people : er, herrrooo?
x. teenage smoking : i dont like smoke, i dont smoke. :)
x. doing drugs : naw
x. premarital sex : keep it safe
x. driving drunk : no way jose
x. gay/lesbian relationships: uhm, do i even have a say in this?! lol - do what you want.
FAVORITE
x. song : wow this is tough... i have a LOT of favorites.
x. thing to do : spend time with my chris-baby!, spend time with my friends, going to the gym, watching a movie, watching videos with friends or my parents, the internet, riding my horses, listening to music in the privacy of my room, harassing my kini-butt and chandler-bing-bing, going through instyle...
x. thing to talk about :er, basically anything and everything
x. sports : riding horses, basketball - though not sports, rather exercises: pilates and gym
x. drinks : gatorade and water
x. clothes : jeans and a shirt or a cute dress with some sneakers... man, or plain ol' pantulog.
x. movies : fame, amelie, lord of the rings trilogy, harry potter, say anything, lilo & stitch, sinbad (the cartoon)
x. bands : yeowch, a lot.
x. holiday : new years!!
x. car :my beeoootiful xtrail!!!
MORE
x. ever cried over a girl/boy : er, yeah
x. ever lied to someone : yes
x. ever been in a fist fight/arrested : er, no and no thanks
NUMBER
x. of times I have had my heart broken : once
x. of hearts I have broken : apologies...
x. of boys I have kissed? : skips question (and shaddap, chris knows this)
x. of girls I have kissed? : shhh... ;)
x. of drugs taken illegally : nada
x. of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends : quite a few actually :) thanky
x. of people I consider my enemies : no real super enemies - but quite a few that i very much "hate" - both start with an a
x. of cd's that I own : yeowch.
x. of scars on my body : a few
Monday, December 01, 2003
oh. my. gawd. friendster announcement -- remind me not to press accept to just any tom dick or "butch"... I GOT LESBIAN FAN MAIL!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! she says she wants to kiss me... and a lot of other things i shouldn't even mention!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*throws alcohol, listerine and sprays baygon on my computer*
*throws alcohol, listerine and sprays baygon on my computer*
